dykenosaur:

my therapist????

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positive-memes:

“Who’s holding up the lin-“

emmersdrawberry:

erikkillmongerdontpullout:

A true warrior queen has risen

C h o s e n

tricksythieves:

Dunno if bobbing the teabag actually helps the tea steep faster but it sure is fun to feel a part of something

murdershegoat:

the killers played mr. brightside at their first ever performance in a cafe open mic imagine being in a fucking cafe and hearing one of the best songs of the 21st century being played for the first time

hatingongodot:

I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck

Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore

rvengefulobster:

thezohar:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

what does this mean

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

funke:

djinn-gallery:

synchronized swimming from underwater

this how them goth people dance on land

korolevx:

doctorbuckelwho:

korolevx:

the new drink of the new decade

Wait- how is this diet

one sip and you decide not to drink the rest

wonderytho:

me irl